The Free State of Phoeczenu is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Paipa Rara with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 16.393 billion Phoecuenes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zreah. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Phoecuene economy, worth a remarkable 1,781 trillion Nyusis a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,696 Nyusis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, Phoeczenu recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, and customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phoeczenu's national animal is the Painted Kakapo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Phoeczenu is ranked 10,495^th in the world and 4^th in The LCRUA for Safest, scoring 120.65 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.