The Republic of Philimania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Philimanian Legislative Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.649 billion Philimanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Phork. The average income tax rate is 19.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Philimanian economy, worth 731 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 75,770 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants, the comic book series 'The Philimanian Legislative Council and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, and corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Philimania's national animal is the Wee-Wee Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Terranity.

Philimania is ranked 119,682^nd in the world and 1^st in The United World for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.74 law-abiding acts per hour.