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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,256thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,888thMost Cultured: 33,047th
The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State
Pride and Industry
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Civil Rights
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Pharrell Williams

Population1.709 billion

Currencypound
Animalkangaroo

The Republic of Pharrell Williams is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, lack of airports, and keen interest in outer space. The quiet, industrious population of 1.709 billion Pharrell Williamsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The sizeable but inefficient Pharrell Williamsian economy, worth 72.6 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 42,497 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election, blue bloods are welcome in Pharrell Williams, and commemoration of the Great DatPiff War costs almost as much as the war itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pharrell Williams's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pharrell Williams is ranked 81,352nd in the world and 11th in DatPiff for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,271.38 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,256thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,888thMost Cultured: 33,047th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pharrell Williams was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Pharrell Williams, commemoration of the Great DatPiff War costs almost as much as the war itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Pharrell Williams, blue bloods are welcome in Pharrell Williams.
  • : Following new legislation in Pharrell Williams, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election.
  • : Following new legislation in Pharrell Williams, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins.
  • : Following new legislation in Pharrell Williams, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Pharrell Williams, helicopter parenting is on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Pharrell Williams, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Pharrell Williams, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
  • : Following new legislation in Pharrell Williams, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.

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