The Marshlands of Petrified Slime Junimos is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.69 billion Petrified Slime Junimosians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 67.1%.

The very strong Petrified Slime Junimosian economy, worth 695 trillion baht a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,438 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the governments pockets have been emptied filling useless garages, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Petrified Slime Junimos's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Petrified Slime Junimos is ranked 196,151^st in the world and 6^th in The Anean Valhaven for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.