The Republic of PERONIANCAPITALIST is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.007 billion PERONIANCAPITALISTians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 48.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PERONIANCAPITALISTian economy, worth 935 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 155,726 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, PERONIANCAPITALISTians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, and a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into PERONIANCAPITALISTian as 'your finger, you fool'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PERONIANCAPITALIST's national animal is the Loro, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

PERONIANCAPITALIST is ranked 15,069^th in the world and 34^th in The Union of Democratic States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.12 law-abiding acts per hour.