The Cymrodoriaeth Nerfus of Pentremeurig is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by group meeting with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.672 billion cymrodyr are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of our mum's house. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming cymric economy, worth 708 trillion flippant hand gestures a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 106,134 flippant hand gestures, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, vaccinations are mandatory, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime is totally unknown. Pentremeurig's national animal is the draenog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pentremeurig is ranked 48,191^st in the world and 21^st in Anarchy for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.71 law-abiding acts per hour.