
| Population | 11.877 billion |
| Capital | our mum's house |
| Leader | group meeting |
| Currency | flippant hand gesture |
| Animal | draenog |
The Cymrodoriaeth Nerfus of Pentremeurig is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by group meeting with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.877 billion cymrodyr are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of our mum's house. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.
The frighteningly efficient cymric economy, worth a remarkable 1,954 trillion flippant hand gestures a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 164,528 flippant hand gestures, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, and the World Cymrodoriaeth Nerfus Games have been won again by Pentremeurig as no other country cares enough to compete. Crime is totally unknown. Pentremeurig's national animal is the draenog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Pentremeurig is ranked 20,068th in the world and 16th in Anarchy for Highest Average Incomes, with 164,528.39 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Pentremeurig, the World Cymrodoriaeth Nerfus Games have been won again by Pentremeurig as no other country cares enough to compete.
- : Following new legislation in
Pentremeurig, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
- : Following new legislation in
Pentremeurig, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.
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Pentremeurig was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
- : Following new legislation in
Pentremeurig, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
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Pentremeurig, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
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Pentremeurig, resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands.
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Pentremeurig, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children.
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Pentremeurig, public caravans smell like litter boxes.
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Pentremeurig, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.


















































































