
| Population | 1.623 billion |
| Capital | Veyer Bay |
| Leader | Chancellor Waters |
| Faith | Milquarianism |
| Currency | stochel |
| Animal | Sandhill Crane |
The United Administrative State of Pellinor is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Chancellor Waters with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.623 billion Pellinori enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veyer Bay. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Pellinori economy, worth 189 trillion stochels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 116,757 stochels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, former weapons designers now boast about their non-jamming semi-automatic nail guns, a government program is underway to revitalize Pellinor's beaches, and museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pellinor's national animal is the Sandhill Crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Milquarianism.
Pellinor is ranked 308,267th in the world and 67th in Audinesca for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -12.07 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Pellinor, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
- : Following new legislation in
Pellinor, a government program is underway to revitalize Pellinor's beaches.
- : Following new legislation in
Pellinor, former weapons designers now boast about their non-jamming semi-automatic nail guns.
- : Following new legislation in
Pellinor, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
- : Following new legislation in
Pellinor, structures are raised on promises.
- : Following new legislation in
Pellinor, there's more than one way to skin a potato.
- : Following new legislation in
Pellinor, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
- : Following new legislation in
Pellinor, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in
Pellinor, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
- : Following new legislation in
Pellinor, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.

























































