The Commonwealth of Paserius is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Almerina Foscari with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.582 billion Paseriane are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caorèza. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paseriana economy, worth 244 trillion Paserian Pulas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,766 Paserian Pulas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Clothing with a scarlet S is popular among repentant body shamers, a degree in Almerina Foscari Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paserius's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Paserius is ranked 8,854^th in the world and 541^st in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,020.12 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.