The United States of Paraguai1 is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 322 million Paraguaians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The very strong Paraguai1ian economy, worth 22.6 trillion guaranís a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 70,308 guaranís, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 209,049 per year while the poor average 18,538, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Paraguai1's national animal is the pájaro campana, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Paraguai1 is ranked 13,933^rd in the world and 3^rd in Aura for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,325.96 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.