
| Population | 27.202 billion |
| Capital | Grainville |
| Leader | High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky |
| Faith | Lovetism |
| Currency | Loaf |
| Animal | Pig |
The Dominion of PapaJacky is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.202 billion Jackens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grainville. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient PapaJackyian economy, worth an astonishing 13,486 trillion Loaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 495,784 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the government funds large training centres to turn Pigs into functioning members of society, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists, and the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere. Crime is totally unknown. PapaJacky's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovetism.
PapaJacky is ranked 22nd in the world and 2nd in Papastan for Most Developed, scoring 102.16 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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PapaJacky, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
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PapaJacky, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists.
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PapaJacky, the government funds large training centres to turn Pigs into functioning members of society.
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PapaJacky, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
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PapaJacky, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
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PapaJacky was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
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PapaJacky, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
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PapaJacky, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
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PapaJacky, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
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PapaJacky, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.

























































