The Free Land of Pagan Nomads is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.395 billion Nomads live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The strong Pagan Nomad economy, worth 275 trillion Barter Systems a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 43,089 Barter Systems, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,231 per year while the poor average 3,515, a ratio of 71.2 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pagan Nomads's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Pagan Nomads is ranked 220,443^rd in the world and 12^th in Pink Lotus for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,039.66 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.