The United Socialist States of Pablo Pablobar is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12 million Pablo Pablobarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.4%.

The Pablo Pablobarian economy, worth 561 billion Chocolate Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 46,793 Chocolate Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, the term "Native Pablo Pablobarian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, and new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars. Crime is well under control. Pablo Pablobar's national animal is the The Pablo Sapien, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pablo Pablobar is ranked 263,248^th in the world and 180^th in Union Brazilian for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.07 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.