The Republic of P555 is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 278 million P555ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 50.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient P555ian economy, worth 10.9 trillion złoties a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,149 złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Requests for government aid can be forwarded to the beach, some say that Leader can't handle the truth but can handle truth-seekers, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, and diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P555's national animal is the python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

P555 is ranked 100,481^st in the world and 30^th in Poland for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,647.86 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.