The Republic of P096 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The devout population of 647 million P096ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 64.8%.

The thriving P096ian economy, worth 46.8 trillion złoties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 72,296 złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, gun ownership is compulsory, emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P096's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

P096 is ranked 55,804^th in the world and 5^th in Lewisham Library for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,964.78 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.