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Healthiest Citizens: 823rdMost Developed: 1,031stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,131st
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Çarklarda aynı tempo, yüreklerde aynı marş!
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Economy
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Otuken

Population18.953 billion

CapitalAnkara
LeaderBaşbuğ
FaithDin

CurrencyAltın
AnimalWolf

The Republic of Otuken is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Başbuğ with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The humorless population of 18.953 billion Türks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankara. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Türk economy, worth a remarkable 3,831 trillion Altıns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 202,140 Altıns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, entomologists flock to Ankara for its remarkable gadfly population, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Otuken's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Din.

Otuken is ranked 34,468th in the world and 4th in Turkic Union for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 25,797.66 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Healthiest Citizens: 823rdMost Developed: 1,031stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,131stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,474thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,963rdMost Cultured: 2,006thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,321stBest Weather: 2,525thSmartest Citizens: 3,015thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 3,605thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,179thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,592ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,219thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,352ndHighest Economic Output: 6,906thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,322ndLargest Governments: 9,658thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,098thHighest Average Incomes: 10,834thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,222ndMost Efficient Economies: 11,675thSafest: 12,375thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,576thMost Secular: 12,929thLargest Retail Industry: 13,405thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 17,456thMost Patriotic: 19,200thMost Accessible: 19,731stMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,986thLargest Populations: 20,871stMost Income Equality: 21,371stLargest Publishing Industry: 22,638thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,248thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27,114thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27,954th
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Most Accessible: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Otuken, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
  • : Following new legislation in Otuken, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Otuken, entomologists flock to Ankara for its remarkable gadfly population.
  • : Following new legislation in Otuken, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Otuken, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Otuken, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Otuken, people transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced.
  • : Following new legislation in Otuken, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
  • : Following new legislation in Otuken, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
  • : Following new legislation in Otuken, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.

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