The Exalted State of Ottoman-Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Suleiman the Magnificent with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, devout population of 21.391 billion Ottomans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Istanbul. The average income tax rate is 24.6%.

The all-consuming Turkish economy, worth a remarkable 2,050 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,857 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Sections of the police receive paramilitary training, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ottoman-Empire's national animal is the grey wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Ottoman-Empire is ranked 61,252^nd in the world and 1^st in Ottoman Empire for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,191.78 on the Gilded Widget Scale.