The Empire of Otsogarth the 7th is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.149 billion Otsogarth the 7thians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Otsogarth the 7thian economy, worth a remarkable 1,798 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,751 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Otsogarth the 7thians ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, the dictionary is a common first book for children, and pet owners are granted clemency from being ritually sacrificed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Otsogarth the 7th's national animal is the Black Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Otsogarth the 7th is ranked 26,932^nd in the world and 4^th in House Elegarth for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,425.06 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.