The Republic of Osonial is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 6.785 billion Osonialians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 40.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Osonialian economy, worth 256 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,796 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, and a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osonial's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Osonial is ranked 12,560^th in the world and 2^nd in Dimmersun for Safest, scoring 117.39 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.