The Republic of Oskjata and fjoksta is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 2.836 billion uųůūŭűüúùûũians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 12.2%.

The uųůūŭűüúùûũian economy, worth 141 trillion uųůūŭűüúùûũs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,051 uųůūŭűüúùûũs, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of uųůūŭűüúùûũian democracy, in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism", and tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Oskjata and fjoksta's national animal is the uųůūŭűüúùûũ.

Oskjata and fjoksta is ranked 253,932^nd in the world and 9^th in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 49.83 law-abiding acts per hour.