The Sovereign Republic of Oskenia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Paul Schaefer with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 9.663 billion Oskenians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ypaæpilisa. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oskenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,467 trillion Argælds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,871 Argælds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, and major cities are suffering under water rationing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oskenia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Oskenia is ranked 13,264^th in the world and 3^rd in Markion for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,811.23 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.