The Republic of Oshi No Ko is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 1.929 billion Oshi No Koans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 39.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Oshi No Koan economy, worth 79.1 trillion Bits a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,993 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oshi No Ko's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oshi No Ko is ranked 132,333^rd in the world and 1^st in The Steak Tavern for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 778.72 on the Gilded Widget Scale.