The Federal Republic of Orventia is a large, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 168 million Orventians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.9%.

The powerhouse Orventian economy, worth 14.0 trillion Quants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 83,490 Quants, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,891 per year while the poor average 19,730, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

T-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out, the Orventia Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, and the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orventia's national animal is the Octopus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Orventia is ranked 86,494^th in the world and 2^nd in Nova Iris for Most Developed, scoring 65.4 on the Human Development Index.