The Queendom of Oreo-opilus is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Accidental dictator oreo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.547 billion Oreo-opilusians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Oreo-opilusian economy, worth 329 trillion denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,300 denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, Oreo-opilusians are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oreo-opilus's national animal is the siamese cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oreo-opilus is ranked 156,686^th in the world and 177^th in Wintreath for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 358.49 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.