The Federation of Oreision is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.954 billion Oreisionians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Oreisionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,158 trillion Quantum energies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 362,510 Quantum energies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is telling wizards to put their heart into their work, no one tells their son "you're the man of the house" any more, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and helicopter parenting is on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oreision's national animal is the Grasshopper, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oreision is ranked 36,368^th in the world and 22^nd in Lonely Nations for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 804.28 on the Clooney Contribution Index.