The Colony of Orc Puppet is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Sloth population. The hard-working population of 14.677 billion Orc Puppetians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.0%.

The Orc Puppetian economy, worth 705 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 48,036 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orc Puppet's national animal is the Sloth.

Orc Puppet is ranked 150,009^th in the world and 112^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.24 kickbacks per hour.