The Colony of Orange T is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.078 billion Orange Tians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Orange Tian economy, worth 504 trillion Oranges a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 99,353 Oranges, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos, adultery has been made a capital offence, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, and player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (Orange T has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orange T's national animal is the Eastern box turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Orange T is ranked 123,744^th in the world and 156^th in Bingos Puppet Sanctuary for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,168.68 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.