The Colony of Orange silly is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.937 billion Orange sillyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 41.9%.

The powerhouse Orange sillyian economy, worth 137 trillion Oranges a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,892 Oranges, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Universities now offer degrees in cycling etiquette, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, Eastern box turtles with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, and the same 1937 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Leader's every word on Twitcher. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orange silly's national animal is the Eastern box turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Orange silly is ranked 2,931^st in the world and 6^th in Bingos Puppet Sanctuary for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,372.19 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.