The Colony of Orange Orange is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory vegetarianism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.871 billion Orange Orangeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Defense, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 67.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Orange Orangean economy, worth 641 trillion Oranges a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 131,672 Oranges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, all Orange Orangeans live like kings, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, and full-page newspaper ads are taken out linking apples and gravitational acceleration. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Orange Orange's national animal is the Eastern box turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Orange Orange is ranked 10,727^th in the world and 19^th in Bingos Puppet Sanctuary for Largest Black Market, with 471 trillion Standard Monetary Units.