The Holy Empire of Oputopia is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.006 billion Oputopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oputoe. The average income tax rate is 20.1%.

The thriving Oputopian economy, worth 75.2 trillion Opsds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 74,791 Opsds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Oputopian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oputopia's national animal is the Montiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oputopia is ranked 136,390^th in the world and 168^th in Aesica for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 524.24 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.