The Bannorn of Ophir is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Bann Lucco vos Crakos with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.031 billion Ophirians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thukki. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The strong Ophirian economy, worth 580 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 64,247 kamas, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder, soldiers are issued comics about superheroes punching unflattering caricatures of their enemies, and restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Ophir. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Ophir's national animal is the horse and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Ophir is ranked 115,160^th in the world and 1^st in Wales for Highest Average Incomes, with 64,247.9 Standard Monetary Units.