The Great Oooolian Republic of Ooool is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President for life Mr Ooool with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 26.509 billion Oooolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ooool City. The average income tax rate is 56.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Oooolian economy, worth a remarkable 2,252 trillion Oooolian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,979 Oooolian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ooool's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oooolism.

Ooool is ranked 109,599^th in the world and 24^th in One big Island for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.