The Empire of Oofery 17 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The hard-working population of 2.458 billion Oofery 17ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 39.3%.

The very strong Oofery 17ian economy, worth 160 trillion banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 65,358 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, and prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery 17's national animal is the card, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oofery 17 is ranked 92,449^th in the world and 112^th in Oofery for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 273.75 on the Clooney Contribution Index.