The Allied States of Onyankopon is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.729 billion Eldians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eldian economy, worth 758 trillion potatoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,699 potatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons, and the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus. Crime is totally unknown. Onyankopon's national animal is the okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Onyankopon is ranked 246,126^th in the world and 9^th in Khuzifenq Expanded for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.21 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.