The Assassinassion's Plegde of On our target we are savage is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.343 billion On our target we are savageans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.2%.

The powerhouse On our target we are savagean economy, worth 528 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,349 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, and the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. On our target we are savage's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

On our target we are savage is ranked 73,115^th in the world and 361^st in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.6 law-abiding acts per hour.