The Osiris Medjai Guard of OMG is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 7.02 billion OMGians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 44.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant OMGian economy, worth 67.6 trillion scarabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,635 scarabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation is compulsory and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OMG's national animal is the scarab.

OMG is ranked 178,286^th in the world and 3,668^th in The catholic military orders for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.