The Huge Duchy of Omaland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Juan Perro with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 49.067 billion Omalandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 3.4%.

The thriving Omalandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,384 trillion Mithril Dragons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 130,118 Mithril Dragons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Omaland's national animal is the Hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Omaland is ranked 99,952^nd in the world and 2^nd in gondor for Largest Black Market, with 2.48 trillion Standard Monetary Units.