The Republic of Omaha Utopia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Sovereign with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.797 billion Omaha Utopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesopotamia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Omaha Utopian economy, worth a remarkable 7,004 trillion gold coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 307,262 gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Many politicians carry out their morning ablutions in public restrooms, citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos, baseball caps are the new fashion trend, and scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omaha Utopia's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Melchizedek Order.

Omaha Utopia is ranked 323,480^th in the world and 16^th in Ancient for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.07 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.