The Democratic Republic of Ollanda is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.76 billion Ollandans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ollanda City. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ollandan economy, worth a remarkable 1,066 trillion euros a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,223 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people, research to reduce famine is defunded by a one percent margin vote, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, and the numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels. Crime is totally unknown. Ollanda's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ollanda is ranked 294,481^st in the world and 15,905^th in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.21 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.