The Borderlands of Unsophisticate is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.962 billion Unsophisticateans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsophisticate City. The average income tax rate is 58.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unsophisticatean economy, worth an astonishing 13,085 trillion kals a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 655,499 kals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's illegal to be caught on tape, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unsophisticate's national animal is the wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unsophisticate is ranked 276,261^st in the world and 6,111^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 33.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.