The Green Light of OK is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader Awaiting Approval with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 26.189 billion OKians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Checkbox. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.8%.

The frighteningly efficient OKian economy, worth a remarkable 2,658 trillion Stamps a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,522 Stamps, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, and the internet has been placed under government control. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. OK's national animal is the Tick, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

OK is ranked 268,662^nd in the world and 10,152^nd in Lazarus for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -9.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.