The What is this of Ohio pride is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by whoever that is in the flag I guess with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed population of 6.591 billion Ohio prideans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbus. The average income tax rate is 23.2%.

The very strong Ohio pridean economy, worth 365 trillion Ohios a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,520 Ohios, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, some say Whoever that is in the flag I guess has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons, and Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ohio pride's national animal is the Ohio and its national religion is Corn.

Ohio pride is ranked 12,335^th in the world and 11^th in The Blades for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,757.77 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.