The Republic of Oh Well is a very large, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-working population of 350 million Oh Wellians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 24.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Oh Wellian economy, worth 18.3 trillion petal 2lps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 52,420 petal 2lps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Oh Wellian, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, and pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oh Well's national animal is the piggy smallz, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oh Well is ranked 182,164^th in the world and 51^st in eternal sunshine for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 24.09 Effective Tax Rate.