The Holy Black Kingdom of Oh Daddy is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, avant-garde cinema, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 14.746 billion Daddians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pol. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Oh Daddyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,577 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,980 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, the new one Gold Coin coin also makes a handy throwing-star, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and in North Pol subways and skyways roar at all hours (Oh Daddy has found 5 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oh Daddy's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Oh Daddy is ranked 52,571^st in the world and 99^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.47 law-abiding acts per hour.