The Boris Boris Boris of Of Yeet Skeet Repeat is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.22 billion Yeet Skeet Repeatians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cocaina. The average income tax rate is 55.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeet Skeet Repeatian economy, worth 760 trillion Unmarked Bills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 145,784 Unmarked Bills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, the space program has been reduced to Leader's nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Yeet Skeet Repeatian ambassadors, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of Yeet Skeet Repeat's national animal is the Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Of Yeet Skeet Repeat is ranked 52,945^th in the world and 3,133^rd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.38 law-abiding acts per hour.