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Of Yeet Skeet Repeat

Population5.268 billion

CapitalCocaina

CurrencyUnmarked Bill
AnimalCrocodile

The Boris Boris Boris of Of Yeet Skeet Repeat is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ritual sacrifices, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.268 billion Yeet Skeet Repeatians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cocaina. The average income tax rate is 55.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeet Skeet Repeatian economy, worth 767 trillion Unmarked Bills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 145,784 Unmarked Bills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, the space program has been reduced to Leader's nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Yeet Skeet Repeatian ambassadors, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of Yeet Skeet Repeat's national animal is the Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Of Yeet Skeet Repeat is ranked 1,569th in the world and 116th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 9,064.77 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,569thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,754thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,950thTop
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Largest Black Market: 17,466thMost Developed: 17,760thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,095thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,686thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,043rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 24,068thHighest Average Incomes: 24,266thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,347thLargest Retail Industry: 26,428thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,787thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27,362ndLargest Welfare Programs: 29,318th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 116th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 284th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 604th in the regionMost Developed: 1,061st in the region

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  • : Of Yeet Skeet Repeat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed, Largest Black Market, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Of Yeet Skeet Repeat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Of Yeet Skeet Repeat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Of Yeet Skeet Repeat, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Of Yeet Skeet Repeat, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Yeet Skeet Repeatian ambassadors.
  • : Following new legislation in Of Yeet Skeet Repeat, the space program has been reduced to Leader's nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Of Yeet Skeet Repeat, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • : Following new legislation in Of Yeet Skeet Repeat, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Of Yeet Skeet Repeat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Of Yeet Skeet Repeat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.

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