The Regional Message Board of Oeuftosto is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by World Famous Eggsntoast with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, fear of technology, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 938 million Oeuftostillas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blarfland. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Oeuftostoan economy, worth 65.8 trillion Empty diapers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,123 Empty diapers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is in the international closet, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from World Famous Eggsntoast's rear echelons, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, and people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Oeuftosto's national animal is the Dwpok Reshi Obo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oeuftosto is ranked 173,187^th in the world and 34^th in Divorced Nations of Earth for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 466.53 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.