The Death and misery of Oceanic AI of Arctic Ocean is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Oceanic AI with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 4.82 billion proletarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient part of proletariat economy, worth 741 trillion work-hours a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 153,746 work-hours, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Re-education centers are being added to most prisons, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and civil engineers are undermining sinkholes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oceanic AI of Arctic Ocean's national animal is the crab of misery, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Incorrect Beliefs.

Oceanic AI of Arctic Ocean is ranked 300,305^th in the world and 2,357^th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 4.62 Obesity Rate.