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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,177thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,443rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,505th
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Oae

Population23.843 billion

CapitalSenen
LeaderChief Demetrios Ungaro
Faiththe Church of Oae

CurrencyAleo
Animaloctopus

The Nomadic Peoples of Oae is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chief Demetrios Ungaro with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and cultivated feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.843 billion Oaeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Senen. The average income tax rate is 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Oaean economy, worth a remarkable 2,139 trillion Aleos a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 89,732 Aleos, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students can name the chiefs of proto-Bigtopian tribes before they can count to ten, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, and visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oae's national animal is the octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the Church of Oae.

Oae is ranked 318,448th in the world and 2nd in Summer Forest for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,177thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,443rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,505thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,756thLargest Black Market: 5,900thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,431stMost Secular: 7,592ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,447thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,750thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,889thLargest Populations: 13,928thHighest Economic Output: 14,951stTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 17,482ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,826thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,823rdMost Beautiful Environments: 26,084thMost Efficient Economies: 29,037th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oae, visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering.
  • : Following new legislation in Oae, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them.
  • : Following new legislation in Oae, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Oae, students can name the chiefs of proto-Bigtopian tribes before they can count to ten.
  • : Oae was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Oae was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Oae, sick Oaeans are hair today and gone tomorrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Oae, taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry.
  • : Following new legislation in Oae, music award shows include surprise polygraph segments.
  • : Following new legislation in Oae, nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers.

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