The Democratic Republic of Nzf is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning unicorn population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.497 billion Neszfians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The very strong Nzfian economy, worth 158 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 63,623 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nzf's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nzf is ranked 12,755^th in the world and 6^th in Pacifism for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 8,092.48 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.