The Republic of Nyafia is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.186 billion Nyafians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 32.9%.

The strong Nyafian economy, worth 215 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,556 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The statue in the Singh Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, the fattest folk in Nyafia look to be the happiest ones, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyafia's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nyafia is ranked 173,918^th in the world and 1^st in Goon Cave for Largest Black Market, with 780 billion Standard Monetary Units.